bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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fartgallery:

im very strong, just like an ant. ants can lift 10 times their own weight. I can also lift 10 times an ant’s weight

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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illumnus:

Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

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fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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